Contents

Contents

 

Foreword..............................3
Poems...................................7 – 107
Afterword.............................108 – 110
Glossary (handmade definitions of words used in the poems)..............111 – 160

7 What can a poem do?
9 I love my wife more
11 I get my inspiration from a muse.
13 Last night you and I did some kissing,
15 I have a muse
17 My teacher never told me
19 Throughout the ages–
21 So what if my verse is corny.
23 A frog alone cannot play.
25 You are like a poem to me–
27 You fog up my glasses,
29 You shouldn’t fall in love with what you begin,
31 If you want to know
33 I hope I never forget the bliss
35 My girl’s like a terrier.
37 When my baby feels sick
39 In her bathroom lair,
41 I do
43 What can I do to be more romantic?
45 Sometimes my bones feel like dancing
47 Do you remember when we went to Vegas?
49 There’s something nebulous about us–
51 There’s been a problem at home
53 I missed you last night
55 Last night was my birthday dinner.
57 Quick, look up! What do you see?
59 (The Blank Poem – Mikka’s Favorite)
61 Against you I like to rub.
63 Yesterday I didn’t feel much like
65 I’ve got my web cam on you.
67 Let’s play monkey together!
69 You didn’t get a poem yesterday.
70 – 71 I hate poetry.
73 Some say I write really bad poems.
75 I’ve got to get the meanness out of my head,
77 When I'm late to work,
79 I don’t know anything.
81 I like it when my baby’s naked.
83 your purple hair
85 Mi amor, tengo algo que decirte–
87 If you happen to be a friend of Freud
89 Here is a little something odd but new–
91 It’s Sunday morning and the countdown has begun–
93 My paradise would not exist without her
95 If I were a rockstar,
97 Love is less about what’s inside our hearts
99 Hit me with poetry! & Bomb me with verse!
101 When you lie naked on the bed
103 When we’re together
105 Her fragrance
107 When the lights are down low